Hoodies

Walter has never once been wrong about anything — just ask him. This tee broadcasts his signature logic to anyone within earshot. Wear it and let the world know you're not arguing, you're simply explaining why you're right.

A Walter design built for the fans who speak fluent grumpy. Limited-edition artwork with all the attitude you'd expect, ready for the show, the couch, or anywhere honesty is in short supply.

Why get up when the chaos can come to you? This design celebrates the fine art of doing nothing while everything else falls apart. Stretch it out and conserve that energy.

The classic Walter defense, rendered in bold merch form. It's not a debate — it's a public service announcement. Wear it and settle every argument before it starts.

Not grumpy — just surrounded by people with questions. This tee speaks for every fan who's had to explain that their resting face is simply coping.

A whole personality, honestly. If your ideal day involves a pile of snacks and a serious nap, this design gets you completely.

You're not putting things off — you're operating on Peanut time, a schedule that runs on vibes and questionable decisions. Punctuality is overrated anyway.

Commemorate the laughs with this Tampa show design. A keepsake for anyone who was there — or anyone who wishes they had been. Loud, proud, and built for the fans who show up.

A simple, feel-good mantra with a comedy twist. Laugh harder, live longer, and wear the reminder on your chest. Endlessly rewearable, endlessly true.

Deck the halls and bring the laughs. A festive limited-edition design for fans who like their holidays served with a heaping side of comedy.

Walter's approach to conflict resolution, solved in one sentence. If you'd rather keep your circle small and your honesty large, this is your tee.

A little ventriloquist humor for the sharp-eyed fans. Sometimes the dummy has the better argument. Wear it with your head held high.

The miniature legend himself. Little Jeff packs all the charm of the big stage into one tiny, iconic design. A must-have for lifelong fans.

For those who express affection mostly through withering one-liners. Sarcasm is a love language, and this tee is fluent in it.

A politely devastating one-liner with Walter's fingerprints all over it. Bless their heart — and wear this to say everything without saying a word.

It's not getting old — it's outliving the warranty. A sharp, hilarious tee for anyone who's earned every single one of their years.

Zero filter, maximum energy. Walter's bluntest exit line, now on merch for fans who keep it brutally real.

Love it or leave it. A confidently unfiltered design for people who quit seeking approval a long time ago.

A can't-miss limited-edition drop with attitude to spare. Grab it while it's here — limited runs don't wait around.

Time's running out on this funny Peanut design. Fuzzy, loud, and slightly chaotic — exactly how Peanut likes it.

If they don't love you, they clearly have terrible taste. A blunt, funny design for fans who know their worth and aren't shy about expressing it.

A marriage truth served up with a punchline. Walter may have opinions, but the wife has the facts. Wear it and nod along.

The setup every married fan will recognize instantly. A warm, funny nod to married life from everyone's favorite grump.

A limited-edition Walter piece packed with attitude. For the fans who appreciate the sharp-tongued legend in all his unfiltered glory.

Walter doesn't argue. Walter explains — loudly and repeatedly. A tee for anyone who's ever had the last word and enjoyed it.

Deadpan on the outside, delighted on the inside. A perfectly Peanut mood for anyone whose face doesn't match their feelings.

Peanut's official stance on effort: minimal. This laid-back design is for fans who'd rather lounge than hustle.

The definitive Walter argument-closer. Bold, loud, and completely unbothered. Wear it and win before the debate begins.

Peanut, front and center and full of mischief. A fuzzy, feel-good design for fans of the lovable purple troublemaker.

Not grumpy — just dealing with people. A universally relatable tee for anyone whose patience is a limited resource.

Peanut is on energy-saving mode today, and honestly, same. A funny limited-edition design for fans who've mastered the art of doing less.

One word, one mood, endless attitude. A clean, bold Peanut statement for fans who keep it short and sharp.

Achmed delivers the line that made him famous. Dark, iconic, and endlessly quotable — the perfect tee for comedy fans with a taste for the dramatic.

A cozy Peanut design made to lounge in. Fuzzy character energy meets maximum comfort — this one's built for the hoodie lovers.

The fuzzy fan favorite in full effect. A bold Peanut design for anyone who likes their comedy with a side of chaos.

Sometimes the best advice comes from a grumpy puppet. A hilariously blunt tee for fans who've learned to laugh at themselves.

Walter has spoken, and the message is clear. A bold, funny design for anyone who needs everyone to just... be quiet for a minute.

Silence! The signature Achmed moment, captured on merch. Iconic, dramatic, and impossible to ignore.

Achmed takes Pennsylvania. A special tour design for the fans who were there and want to remember every laugh.

The legend himself — Achmed, in all his deadpan, unforgettable glory. A must-have for anyone who's ever quoted the most famous puppet in comedy.

On a stick, and loving it. José Jalapeño brings a spicy, unmistakable flavor to any comedy fan's wardrobe. Ole!

Bubba J is here to crack open a cold one and tell it like it is. A laid-back, good-ol'-boy design for fans of the beer-loving favorite.